tales of a toxic heart

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Freeze! I have a Vajayjay & I know how to use it!!

Okay so obvi I'm not the only one one calls it that. I've heard anything from hoo-hoo, fluff, cookie, & Rebecca (Sex and the City). Even my ex bf had asked me about it and I kept saying baby #2; bcuz he was my 1st baby (how teenage!) & it was my 2nd because I take care of myself o.d. : ) Any-'HOO' I always wonder why it's so easy for us to just blurt out penis (or any other terms in reference to) And why it's deathly embarrassing to talk about Vaginas, or periods / tampons / pads? One of my guy friends even asked if tampons are better, they seem more adult-ish where pads have the stigma of 'pamper' attached to them.


So I'm gonna proudly gonna blog about: pads vs. tamps , douches , & undie drama : ) 

Pads vs Tampons 


Well honestly I think the better question is which is more effective/comfortable and it depends on the lady. See from experience I know that tampons just aren't for me... The idea of something plug-like and ''un-natural'' stuck up ''there'' is kinda foreign to me. And after hearing about a lady who got it stuck up there and had to get it surgically removed I was totally turned off by the idea of trying it a second time. But for girls who are constantly active in sports such as swimming tampons are extremely convenient.
When I was younger, I used to avoid male cashiers if I had to buy pads or I'd just ask my mom to do it. But now, it's really nothing to be embarrassed about, I mean c'mon should I just bleed through my clothes and onto the floor? I think THAT'S more gross than the actual process of non-fertilized eggs coming out of your, ahem, cookie. lol.

Douches
they say the V-machine cleanses itself on its own through natural means (i.e. discharge) and using douches can upset the natural balance of bacteria in the Vagina. For health nuts like myself, cleaning everywhere effectively is an absolute must! So I thought I'd try this thing out... Until I found out that it's not scientifically proven to work and that it comes with these risks:



  • Vaginal infections
  • Pelvic inflammatory disease 
  • Pregnancy complications. 
  • Cervical cancer
I stopped btw !


Underwear Drama!
So when I was around 13ish my mom thought thongs and "alternative underwear" was trashy. I started off as a bikini girl but as I got older, and wore brazilian jeans, (which are super tight and if you're wearing white very much see through) I decided to buy them. At first my mom was stuck in her mind set. Until I found some of her own! And I'm like WTF Mom!? You were giving me talks about it, and you have some of your own? So after doing one of those "oh-you-caught-me-i'm-guilty" laughs from then on has she not said anything more on the matter. Which is completely fine by me. So I stick to my boy shorts for esp for those summer nights where you sport nothing more than a tee. And cheekies which are a MUST HAVE in my book or Undie drawer, rather : )

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